There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
this is an emotional support booty call
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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