Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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