All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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