oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Randomize