Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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