Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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