god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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