so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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