He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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