So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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