Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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