Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
