Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
So much rum. So many feels.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
