I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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