thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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