everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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