CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
All the doctor said was why
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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