Dual....:-)
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
