You're completely useless in the revolution.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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