I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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