like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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