Christians are straight up FREAKS
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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