are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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