I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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