Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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