when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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