are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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