Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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