you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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