You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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