lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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