ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think I sprained my soul last night
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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