im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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