i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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