i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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