and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
COCAINE IS GR8
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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