Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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