how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize