have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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