does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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