I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You dont lie about slip and slides
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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