I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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