It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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