This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
