How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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