i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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