i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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