yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
