Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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