xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
