white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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