I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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