Having a random hookup so left but love u
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
