it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wish i was in the wii world.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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