where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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