I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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