I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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